can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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