Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Floor bacon is actually really good
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
