dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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