Just fell off a train. Bad.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
tequila makes me forget i have legs
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
