So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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