Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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