The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
