Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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