Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Randomize
