What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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