On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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