upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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