Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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