just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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