You made me cry and you don't even care
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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