Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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