So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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