Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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