was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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