Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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