He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
