when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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