yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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