Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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