But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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