You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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