Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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