I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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