I want to stick my p in your. b.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize