never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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