There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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