Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I want to have your abortion
I faked an abortion last night.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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