that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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