I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
