No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
