how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I want her autograph on my taint
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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