They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
