Nicole vs. Life
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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