who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.