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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Maybe she gives good head

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  A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head

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• (713): View more from Texas

  well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there

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• (347): View more from New York

  Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom

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