i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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