quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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