Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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