your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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