did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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