It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.