So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
vagina is talking i cant
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...