This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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