Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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