is your mom at the bar?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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