have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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