just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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