I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
cat food counts as protein by the way
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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