I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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