He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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