guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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