...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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